There’s something that I’ve been giving a lot of thought lately and I think this might have significant impact upon my life. It could, in fact, change my life forever and leave me a completely different person. Maybe, maybe not; you never know how these things will go. Are you wondering what the heck I’m talking about yet? This is called suspense, or anticipation, or something. I’m not very good at it whatever it is. So, yeah, one day I was sitting at lunch thinking about what sort of awesome pets I could have at college. In general I pretty much hate animals, so this was a somewhat difficult process. I did, however, come to enjoy a fairly magnificent epiphany. Possibly the most awesome sort of creature for me to have would likely be a lobster.
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This is an essay I wrote for my expository writing class. I somewhat fabricated a moral in order for the paper to fit the requirements, but you understand. I just couldn’t resist writing an essay about giving plasma.
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I originally started this Saturday afternoon but left halfway through to go cruise around Gas City and rock out to Rhapsody with Kory. You really can’t get much cooler than that.

Yet another interesting day in the plasma clinic. I woke up at eight, had some breakfast, left Taylor, paid entirely too much for gas, and finally sped off toward Muncie where people are willing to pay me for blood.
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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking, and I’m pretty sure that some hostile alien life forms with technology far in advance of ours has come to earth, picked up Indiana, and moved it somewhere deep in Antarctica. I mean, I can’t think of any other reason for the blasting artic wind and snow that simply will not go away. I was walking back from class today and snow was blowing horizontally into my face. It didn’t seem to be falling at all, just blasting across campus freezing the head off any unfortunate traveler. Somebody kidnapped spring.
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